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Police have issued a warning to be on the lookout for a cheeky hill walker who has been spotted roaming around completely naked.
The alert has been issued to cover beauty spots in Staffordshire and Cheshire following sightings of a naked man wearing only footwear and a bum bag.
Cheshire Police have requested the public be vigilant and to report any sightings of the naked man as they try to build a description of him.
Sharing what little description they already have of the individual, cops appeared to have taken a special interest in the one of the few defining marks of the man, describing a bum bag that he uses to conceal his penis as “teeny tiny”.
StokeonTrentLive shared a statement and details from the police – who hope the public will be able to help identify.
The police spokesman told the site: "It appears we have a naked man in our midst who likes to run around the more rural areas with his 'crown jewels' on show, or maybe partially obscured by a teeny tiny bum-bag.
"This is not what I thought I would be doing when I filled in the application form (many, many years ago now) to join the Rozzers.
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"So, we need to know if you have seen this naked man running in the hills on the borders of Cheshire, Staffordshire and Derbyshire and can you describe him? (For clarity we prefer descriptions of his face)
"If you have please contact the relevant force for where you saw him through 101 or on their internet portal which is much easier and quicker."
The incident has sparked a mix of confusion and humour among the public.
One locals has asked online: “I hope he was wearing a face mask” – making reference to the current coronavirus pandemic.
Another wrote: "It is only a criminal offence to be naked outdoors if it can be proved that the intention was to cause alarm or distress."
But another fan hinted they hoped the long arm of the law would quickly snare the naked rambler, writing: "Not everyone wants to be confronted with a nude jogger. Couldn't he just wear shorts?"
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